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The Perks Of Being Over 60

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Birthday Card

Front: The Perks of Being Over 60

Inside:

-Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

-In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.

-No one expects you to run – anywhere.

-People call at 8 PM and ask, “Did I wake you?”

-You get into heated arguments about pension plans.

-People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

-There is nothing left to learn the hard way.

-Things you buy now won’t wear out.

-You can eat supper at 5 PM.

-You can live without sex but not your glasses.

-Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can’t remember them either.

-Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.

-You can’t remember who sent you this card.

-And you notice these are all in BIG PRINT for your convenience.

Happy Birthday!

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