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Click Your Heels

Style #: NC1862-05412

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This is an adult humor birthday card that reads:

Front: Click your heels together and repeat after me...

Inside: "Where's my fucking martini? Where's my fucking martini? Where's my fucking martini?" Happy birthday!

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